ANIMAL FARTS DOWN PLANE.

A BOEING 747 WAS FORCED TO MAKE A EMERGENCY LANDING WHEN ALARMS WENT OFF IN COCKPIT.THE PILOT THOUGHT IT WAS A BLAZE  BUT INSTEAD THE FIRE CREW WERE CONFRONTED WITH A OVERPOWERING PONG OF NETHANE GAS AND POO.THE SOURCE OF THIS WAS THE GOATS BEING CARRIED IN THIS CARGO JET.

MOOVER.

 A SHOE THAT HAS BEEN DESIGNED BY ROBERT TODD TO HELP COWS TACKLE LAMENESS.THE MOOVER  SLIPS OVER THE HOOF ATTACHED  BY  MOOTAC ,THIS OAK AND BEECH SHOE LASTS 8 WEEKS UNTILL THE HOOF HEALS.

Weird cases that turn up in hospitals

Doctors have warned of the dangers of hair pins, head lice and herbal medicines in a series of unusual cases among patients.

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Man in Germany says he's the COUSIN of Adolf Hitler

In a bizarre claim, Romano Lukas Hitler is claiming to be the only man alive who is directly related to the German responsible for the world's great atrocity. Romano, 65, has his name on his passport, his German ID card, his bank account and his rental contract for his home in the eastern town of Görlitz. "Adolf Hitler's father Alois had a younger brother. His grandson was my father", said Mr Hitler to German website, MOPO24. He claims his parents fled communist East Germany and died in Bratislava in Slovakia. He also claims he was handed over to a monastery and was then adopted by a Polish family. He later returned to Germany as an adult to train as a ship's helmsman.READ MORE-http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/617536/Germany-Adolf-Hitler-cousin

Josh Ostrovsky: ‘The internet is like a giant weird orgy’

The internet sensation and now memoirist Josh Ostrovsky, aka the Fat Jew, is 15 minutes late to meet me, which is annoying because he’s actually chatting with a friend right outside this coffee shop window. He’s wearing a hoodie, novelty sunglasses and a gold necklace that reads “Life” in Hebrew. He’s a big man with a shaggy afro which, when he spends time on it, can be manipulated into a kind of unicorn’s horn. Today it’s not a horn. People recognise him. Passersby look impressed. We’re in an area of Brooklyn called Dumbo, and I’m sitting inside the cafe with two of his publicists, who insist on being present throughout the interview. It is all weirdly corporate, given that Ostrovsky’s an Instagram comedian; but last March, Time magazine named him one of the “30 most influential people on the internet”. Sign up to our Bookmarks newsletter Read more He started out as an entertainment reporter and a member of the rap group Team Facelift, but since 2013 Ostrovsky has become increasingly famous for his vastly successful memes and viral videos. On Instagram, as @thefatjewish, he has 6.4 million followers. Fans include Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Kanye West and millions of teenagers. Consequently, as Time explained, “brands have started to pay him for exposure to that audience”; these brands include Stella Artois, Burger King, Apple and Budweiser. Some of his videos are perceptive and funny: for example,READ MORE-http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/nov/07/josh-ostrovsky-fat-jew-jon-ronson-instagram

WEIRD INVENTION.

NICK JONES FROM NEW YORK ,AMERICA HAS INVENTED AN UMBELLA STAND THAT PREDICTS RAIN USING A SERIES OF FLASHING LIGHTS.

WEIRD NEWS

IN THE ZHEJIANG PROVINCE,CHINA DOCTORS HAD TO REMOVE 25 BABY  COCKROACHES THAT  HAD HATCHED IN A MANS EAR.