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Showing posts with label WRITTEN BY MARK ANTONY RAINES -GHOSTMAN. Show all posts

Sunday, 6 December 2015

DOTTY HOUSE.

THIS IS A TWO BED ROOMED  HOME IN PREACEHAVEN,EAST SUSSEX. IT HAS A BLACK AND WHITE SPOTS AND HAS PICTURES OF A DALMATIAN  IN EVERY ROOM. THE OWNER IS A FAN OF 101 Dalmatians FILMS WHOS BADDIE  CRUELLA DE VIL HUNTS THE PUPPIES FOR THEIR FUR TO MAKE A COAT.

Sunday, 22 November 2015

WEIRD NEWS.

HANNAH -19 YEAR OLD KOMODO DRAGON IS HAVING ACUPUNCTURE FOR ACHES AND PAINS IN HER NECK AND BACK..PALM BEACH ZOO,U.S.A

Sunday, 15 November 2015

NIGHT VISION TO SPOT PEOPLE NOT CLEANING UP DOG POO.

THE COUNCIL IN STAFFORD ARE GIVING THIERT COUNCIL WORKERS NIGHT VISION GOOGLES TO HELP CATCH PEOPLE NOT CLEANING UP THIER DOG POO.

FART GAS COULD HELP YOU.

A STUDY BY EXETER UNIVERSITY HAS FOUND  THAT  SNIFFING FART GAS-HYDROGEN SULPHIDE COULD HELP FIGHT ILLNESSES AI IT PROTECTS CELLS.

Sunday, 8 November 2015

ANIMAL FARTS DOWN PLANE.

A BOEING 747 WAS FORCED TO MAKE A EMERGENCY LANDING WHEN ALARMS WENT OFF IN COCKPIT.THE PILOT THOUGHT IT WAS A BLAZE  BUT INSTEAD THE FIRE CREW WERE CONFRONTED WITH A OVERPOWERING PONG OF NETHANE GAS AND POO.THE SOURCE OF THIS WAS THE GOATS BEING CARRIED IN THIS CARGO JET.

MOOVER.

 A SHOE THAT HAS BEEN DESIGNED BY ROBERT TODD TO HELP COWS TACKLE LAMENESS.THE MOOVER  SLIPS OVER THE HOOF ATTACHED  BY  MOOTAC ,THIS OAK AND BEECH SHOE LASTS 8 WEEKS UNTILL THE HOOF HEALS.

Saturday, 24 October 2015

WEIRD NEWS.

THIS GIFT TO A CATHOLIC CHURCH ,WISHAW,NORTH LANARKSHIRE HAS BEEN GIVEN A SAMPLE OF LATE POE II BLOOD.

Saturday, 17 October 2015

Sunday, 19 July 2015

MOZZIE FESTIVE IN RUSSIA

IN RUSSIA A FESTIVAL MARKING MOSQUITO SEASON BEGINS SOON. COMPETITIONS INCLUDE TASTIEST GIRL WHERE ENTRANTS STAND NEXT TO A MOSSIE - INFESTED POND AND WHOEVER IS BITTEN THE MOST WINS.GIRLS WITH THE THINNEST PINS CAN WIN MOSQUITO LEGS CONTEST,THIS EVENT LASTS 3 DAYS IN BEREZNIKI.

Saturday, 14 March 2015

ROBOT BINS ASK FOR YOUR RUBBISH

If you use a dustbin in MUMBAI,INDIA you may get a shock.Manly if the bin is a mobile robotic dustbin  ,1,500 pounds,move around and ask people if they have anything want to throw away.

STRIKE A LIGHT

In BRAZIL capital BRASILIA 31 elite solders-presidential guard-are recovering after being struck by lighting.

Saturday, 3 January 2015

ANOTHER GOLDFISH WEIRD TALE

I think i have done an article similar to this before so what its still weird.A 3  pound goldfish ended up costing its owner a 300 pound vet bill.The rwason being an operation to unblock the fishs digestive system.The operation took 50 minutes at TOLL BARN VETERINARY CENTRE  NORFOLK ,the fish is better now.

Saturday, 27 December 2014

WOMAN MARRIES CATS

The thing different about BARBARELLA BUCHER  is a bit weird.She married her two cats lugosi and spider and she even wore dress and did wedding vows.

WAR GERMANS DID PANTO IN DRAG.

Bob Brookes ,Mayhole,Switzerland found an odd story in a note from his granddad.This was that German soldiers wore woman's clothes  to do a panto in ww1 for British troops.This was to entertain the British during the 1914 Christmas truce.

Saturday, 22 November 2014

DOG BALANCER

Bella Boo is the name of the dog in the picture .There is a video clip online of this dog with 20 dog biscuits on her nose-http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/11242713/The-talented-Bella-Boo-balancing-dog-extraordinaire-in-pictures.html

GAY BULL SAVED BY SIMPSONS

A gay bull ,Benjy,confirmed by the local vet .Lives on a farm in CO.MAYO,IRELAND,was saved from slaughter  by co-creator of the Simpsons -Sam Simon

Saturday, 18 October 2014

VAMPIRE SQUIRREL?

Doubt this article is true.During a viewing of New Dracula movie a squirrel leap  from above ,the person who witnessed this said Vampire Squirrel .The cinema closed and hunted for the Squirrel but no luck the cinema  offered the film goer a refund and a free showing of film.

Saturday, 27 September 2014

THREE TIMES A BOOB.

This model for some unknown reason decided to have a 12,000 third boob,not photo shopped
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Sunday, 21 September 2014

OP FOR GOLDFISH

 A story about a goldfish named George who had life saving surgery to cut out a brain tumor at cost of 125 dollars ,the fish is well.

Saturday, 30 August 2014

TRY BEFORE YOU DIE

Well it  had  to happen and yes in Japan.Thousands go to a  funeral to see how they  will look before send off.The coffins are hand -painted and people can choose form clothes rails and even have a final portrait.The SHAKSATSI FESTA  funeral planning exhibition,TOYKO had 5,000 vistors and 50 stalls completing to win business.