Your penis SMILES during sex – and three other weird facts about your manhood

Men think about their manhood at least five times a day, a recent study revealed. Yet, we’re sure most guys aren’t aware that their penis has some unexpected powers.

Skull casket holding human bones reveals weird burial rituals

Death was a complicated business in prehistoric Brazil. Cadavers were meticulously dismembered and put on public display. Some parts seem to have been cooked and eaten, and then the bones were carefully tidied up and buried.

On at least one occasion, a skullcap became a convenient storage container for cooked and defleshed bones.

These intricate rituals offer a unique glimpse into the belief system of an ancient hunter-gatherer people, according to the international team of archaeologists investigating the burials – but other researchers caution about reading too much into the curious finds.

The hunter-gatherers who lived in central South America 10,000 or so years ago have traditionally been seen as simple people who were reluctant to embrace novelty.

But André Strauss at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany, takes a different view. He and his colleagues have excavated burials at Lapa do Santo in east-central Brazil. They have found evidence that burial practices changed dramatically not once, but twice in just 2000 years.Read More

10 uses for breast milk you never knew about

Breast milk can do more than simply nourish your baby.

In fact, not only can it treat a number of bodily ailments, but it can be made in to jewellery, food or even deodorant.

Here Femail takes a look at the top 10 weird and wonderful ways you can use breast milk that doesn't involve feeding your baby.

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sex robots

Sex with robots might seem like a strange idea, but there are many people who believe it may be the future. 

Now, experts in the field at planning to gather in London this year to discuss the technology and see it on display.

With a focus on 'teledildonics' and electronic hardware, the second annual 'International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots' will arrive in December. 

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11 weird facts we bet you never knew about poo

There are a lot of things we don't know about poo, even though it's such a normal part of our lives. 

From health facts to animal behaviour, we've got a list full of weird, amazing and helpful facts you probably never knew about poo.

1. An 'alcohol poo' is a very normal thing

If you've ever found yourself on the toilet after a heavy night of cocktails, wondering why every hangover comes equipped with diarrhoea, you're not alone. Alcohol makes your digestive tract work faster than it usually would, plus all of the extra liquid you've consumed means your body wants to flush it all out.

Dr. Ali Keshavarzian, director of digestive diseases at Rush University Medical Center in Chicago, told BuzzFeed: 'The increased transit time means there's less time for absorption of water in the colon, so the stools are watery and come out as diarrhoea.

Remember to replace the lost electrolytes with an enzyme drink!read more

Behind the scenes look into the weird world of fetish parties from Tokyo to Berlin by artist MagLau-contains images of sexual nature

THE underbelly of fetish parties has been exposed in startling photographs captured by Belgian photographer MagLau.

The photographer dedicated three years to capturing the obsession with leather and chains, visiting fetish parties through Europe and Japan.read more

World of Weird review – entertaining, if not exactly edifying

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here’s a large branch of televisual entertainment that relies on people doing strange and disconcerting things, either as some kind of challenge or ritual humiliation, or as the price you pay for being allowed to call yourself a celebrity when you aren’t really. Then there are those folks who do odd things off their own bat, because they’re odd. You don’t have to give them reasons or offer them money. You just have to find them.

World of Weird (Channel 4) is a series that does just that, and it’s a very sturdy formula. The only possible difficulty its producers might have faced is a global shortage of weirdness, but once they tracked down the man who paints pictures with his penis, I’m sure they felt they were away.

Tim Patch – AKA Pricasso – lives in Queensland in a house he built himself. He wears an outsize pink top hat and matching bow tie when he works, and not much else. He produces, he reckons, about 1,000 canvases a year, mostly on commission, although success in his particular discipline comes at a price. “I go -read more

HERE'S A KANGAROO HUMPING A PIG WHILE A PERVERT GOOSE LOOKS ON

Ryan Frazer said he and a colleague were looking at each other like, "Should we be standing here, watching, taking photos?" Thankfully, the answer was "hell yes," and they snapped a few pics for the greater good of humanity.

After roughly five or 10 minutes of action, Frazer said the pig turned around as if to "reciprocate" the good times, and that's when he and his pal decided they had seen enough.read more

Medical staff reveal ridiculous excuses patients gave for weird sex injuries

When you go to A&E with one of these injuries, it's probably best to just tell the truth - they know you're lying. Warning: Some may find content disturbing,

Going to the doctor about a problem "down there" is embarrassing enough, thanks to our traditional British inability to talk about sex with anyone - even medical professionals.
But imagine if you'd sustained an injury during the act itself that made it even more cringeworthy.
Would you just admit it to the person treating you? Or would you try to pass it off as something else?
Medical professionals on social networking site Reddit were asked to share "the most overtly self-inflicted sexual injury" they had ever encountered that their patient had attempted to pass off as "completely innocently obtained."
Many of them will have you wincing as you read - and most involve some *very*-read more

GRAPHIC CONTENT: Live snake found in woman's vagina

Freaky footage of the serpent slithering out of the woman's lady garden has emerged online.
The light green snake's head is erect and its body moving in the creepy clip.
It may contain offencive items=read more is slender – but appears to be several feet long.

World's biggest photo' hiding VERY naughty secret

At a staggering 24.9 BILLION pixels, this image is thought to be the largest in the world.
That means you could print it out as a photograph 1km x 2km in size – and it would still look good quality.
You can zoom in to the original and look around the scene – in Shanghai, China – as if through a telescope.
And zooming in reveals a very, very cheeky scene.=READ MORE AND SEE PHOTO =http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/498859/world-s-biggest-photograph-image-naughty-secret-shanghai-huangpu-river

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Man in Germany says he's the COUSIN of Adolf Hitler

In a bizarre claim, Romano Lukas Hitler is claiming to be the only man alive who is directly related to the German responsible for the world's great atrocity. Romano, 65, has his name on his passport, his German ID card, his bank account and his rental contract for his home in the eastern town of Görlitz. "Adolf Hitler's father Alois had a younger brother. His grandson was my father", said Mr Hitler to German website, MOPO24. He claims his parents fled communist East Germany and died in Bratislava in Slovakia. He also claims he was handed over to a monastery and was then adopted by a Polish family. He later returned to Germany as an adult to train as a ship's helmsman.READ MORE-http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/617536/Germany-Adolf-Hitler-cousin

Ten Legitimately Weird Things You Should Probably Know About Your Vagina...Gynaecological Cancer Awareness Month..

It's Gynaecological Cancer Awareness Month, yo. You probably already know that your vagina is an amazing thing. It brings pleasure, periods, and can even bring another tiny human into the world. That’s crazy, right? Crazy it may be, but these are well known titbits of trivia. What about the weird stuff? Because when it comes to that warm, dark space between your pins, there’s always something new you can learn. We speak to The Eve Appeal, who helped to give us the lowdown on the female anatomy.

1. It’s impossible to lose anything in your vagina

And thank God, right?! Think of your vagina like a sock. Not only is a sock also something that men put their penis in, but that’s the actual shape of your vagina. Like a sock! It has an opening and a closed bit that keeps everything from getting lost forever. Before puberty the uterus is about 3.5 centimetres in length, with an average thickness of around 1cm. After puberty it will change to around 7.6 centimetres, with a thickness of 3cm. What all this means is that no matter the length and thickness of your nethers, your uterus will always be too small for anything to go through it, unless you’re giving birth obvs.

2. What do vaginas and sharks have in common?

Not teeth, luckily. They both contain squalene, which is a substance that exists in the liver of a shark, and also in the vagina, as a natural lubricant. Romantic huh? Never have I felt so in touch with nature...READ MORE

Why penises SMILE during sex and 5 more weird facts you never knew about them

Most of you probably think you know your penis quite well enough, but there are six super facts about the old chap that we bet you've never heard - and they're pretty special.BEWARE MAY CONTAIN SEXUAL CONTENT OR ITEMS WHICH MY UPSET OR OFFEND-READ MORE-http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/penises-smile-during-sex-5-5697131