Medical staff reveal ridiculous excuses patients gave for weird sex injuries

When you go to A&E with one of these injuries, it's probably best to just tell the truth - they know you're lying. Warning: Some may find content disturbing,

Going to the doctor about a problem "down there" is embarrassing enough, thanks to our traditional British inability to talk about sex with anyone - even medical professionals.
But imagine if you'd sustained an injury during the act itself that made it even more cringeworthy.
Would you just admit it to the person treating you? Or would you try to pass it off as something else?
Medical professionals on social networking site Reddit were asked to share "the most overtly self-inflicted sexual injury" they had ever encountered that their patient had attempted to pass off as "completely innocently obtained."
Many of them will have you wincing as you read - and most involve some *very*-read more